If you’re looking for a laugh from your mates, then The Legless Pirate Bottle Opener is for you. Even though he only has one leg he’s the hardest working pirate on board. Look closely and you’ll spot his eye patch plus a parrot on his right arm! In real life use, the beer bottle opener is great, but the corkscrew and foil cutter could be more "aargh-onomic" - but what do you expect from a drunken, one-legged pirate. He’s practical, fun and made from stainless steel. Comes with an integrated lanyard loop so you can attach a short rope to hang him on. Makes for a funny stocking stuffer gift for any shipwrecked sailor. Find it at Amazon…

Best New Pocket Knife
A legend reborn. The SWIZA swiss pocket knife is the swiss knife reinvented – brand new take on the classic Victorinox. Soft rubber grip makes it easy to hold, the swiss cross logo doubles as a depressible button knife lock. The knife blade is amazingly easy to draw by using the slotted thumbhole. About 3 inches long, a perfect size for most everyday cutting tasks. All models include an awl punch and tweezers. This model also includes a screwdriver, bottle opener and a corkscrew to allow you to open wine at a moments notice – an important skill every sailor must possess. Comes in red, blue, black or white. Find it at Amazon…
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