If you’re looking for a laugh from your mates, then The Legless Pirate Bottle Opener is for you. Even though he only has one leg he’s the hardest working pirate on board. Look closely and you’ll spot his eye patch plus a parrot on his right arm! In real life use, the beer bottle opener is great, but the corkscrew and foil cutter could be more "aargh-onomic" - but what do you expect from a drunken, one-legged pirate. He’s practical, fun and made from stainless steel. Comes with an integrated lanyard loop so you can attach a short rope to hang him on. Makes for a funny stocking stuffer gift for any shipwrecked sailor. Find it at Amazon…

Tough Inflatable Boat
The Bestway Hydro-Force Caspian Pro is made up of 4 high density nylon supported PVC chambers and a high pressure inflatable keel. This inflatable keel combined with rigid floorboards offers better control than a flat floor model making it more directionally stable under power which helps it to row extremely well. The Caspian Pro is made from heavy grade PVC designed to stand up to the stresses of UV degradation, abrasion pollutants and sticking it on the beach. Other features include a metal steel tow ring, Omni-directional oarlocks, safety grab ropes, carrying handles, integrated drain valve and an extra tough strake to protect against impacts and friction. This boat is suitable for carrying up to 3 Adults and 1 Child or a maximum load capacity of 1058 lbs. with an outboard motor of up to 10hp. Great as a cruiser for exploring lakes or on fishing trips. Includes a pair of aluminum oars, Air Hammer hand Inflation pump, 33′ towrope, durable carrying bag and pressure gauge. Just add a small outboard and you’re ready to go! Find it at Amazon…
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